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peteseeger

Anarchist after being dumped: damn… wish I could abolish these feelings 😔

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Marxists after being dumped: the material conditions weren’t right, I was being idealist thinking it was true love 😞

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Postie after being dumped: collapse was inevitable 😭

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liberal after being dumped: i should have voted 😔

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Maoist being dumped: “Everything under heaven is in utter chaos”

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value-form theorist after being dumped: this is all engels’ fault 😔

Source: peteseeger